Vuitton Pong? The answer is apparently yes, and the price is apparently $2,280. That’s without a table, though.

What the Louis Vuitton James Ping Pong set does include is a pair of paddles (‘bats’ if you’re in competition in Manchester, ‘Rackets’ while batting in Tokyo, and ‘raquettes’ if you’re playing on Vuitton home turf, figuratively and literally speaking) and a companion ping pong ball caddy.

Vuitton arcana abounds in the set, which is bien sur to the fashion house’s faithful, and the James player will find it emblazoned on the paddle covers, and the ball caddy. The paddle handles and cover zippers receive the LV Circle.

Other Vuitton products of note: the Horizon Light Up speaker, the Tambour Carpe Diem Minute Repeater watch, and the Vuitton Kite.